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Love For Sale
by Alastair Adamson
I saw something in a catalog
Something I really
really
really
really
really
really
really wanted
So I saved up
And I scrapped up
And I bought it
It took some time in coming
Six to eight weeks
It finally came
And I took it out of the
Foam and box
"Love" it said and I tried it out
It broke
So I thought to return it
But the damn thing wouldn't
Fit back in the box

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Visitor Comments (from the Voting form)
Ned
I Know! I bought that same thing. Love. and MINE broke, too! They ripped us off! We should sue!
Rade
true, 'tis true, i broke a 550$ laptop computer the first day i bought it.sad just so sad. really i mean it.
Maritza
Hi Alastair: Your inspiration really caught my eye. Too cool.
Raven
This is ohh sooo true!!! I loved it!!!!!
sas
something to think about
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