| Cellar Dwellers |
Nancy Ness |
| Some jobs just never seem to be done. But have you ever really wondered why? |
| Children In Charge |
Dee Martin |
| Maybe the most frustrating part of growing old is that everyone else seems so darn young! |
| Heredity And Good-Ole-Dad |
Jaimie D. Travis |
| When you look in the mirror, who do you see? |
| A Soap Opera Poem |
Jilly |
| When one addiction turns to another, surely the two must merge. |
| Hymn To The Machine God |
Firefly |
| They say that, over time, we become more an more like those closest to us. For some, that can be a scary thought. |
| Computer Mice |
Todd-Michael St. Pierre |
| Technology always seems to laugh at us - maybe it's time we laughed back! |
| Insanely Reigning Cats And Dogs |
Nancy Ness |
| Every parent has heard stories of the Empty Nest they inevitably must face. But there's another part of the story you might not have heard… |
| Sister For Sale |
Todd-Michael St. Pierre |
| Family is important. Uh, unless you're only seven years old. Then it becomes a bit more dispensable. |
| Catwalk Bitches Must Die! |
Carey Lenehan |
| This is an hilarious tongue-in-cheek look from the perspective of an imperfect woman in a seemingly perfect (and TALL) world. |
| The Day |
Laura Kelly |
| Do you remember your Wedding Day? Was it a bit like this? |
| Just Color Me A Busy Bee |
Nancy Ness |
| Just when we think it's time to take some time for ourselves, it seems there's never enough time. |
| Ode To The Dandelions (or Why I Shouldn't Cut The Grass) |
Nancy Ness |
| Priorities are often just a matter of proper rationalizations. |
| The Lion |
Tim Chambers |
| Adventure can mean many different things to different people. But that makes them no less an adventure… |
| I Don't Want To |
Rosebud |
| This poet has a very refreshing way of expressing those very common words, "I don't want to..." |
| The Bane Of Pain |
Tim Chambers |
| Mix a toothache and wit with alliteration and rhyme, and you have an ideal recipe for laughter. |
| The Dreaded Girdle |
Alastair Adamson |
| Any poet who can write a wonderfully entertaining poem about a "girdle" is truly talented... |
| My First Time |
Alex |
| Maybe O Henry should have written poetry… |
| Bad Timing |
Faye Jones |
| To everything there is a season. Trouble is, we never get all those "everything's" when we really need them. |
| Wishful Thinking |
Debbie Ledet |
| Revenge is best served cold, and this poem is very cold. And, too, very very funny. |
| Manic Muse |
Veronica Ann Cech |
| Creative writing isn't easy. Especially when we have a Muse with a sense of humor. |
| Job Fare |
Alastair Adamson |
| What to BE? What NOT to BE? Is THAT the question? This wonderfully humorous poet explores every option... |
| The Nature Of Nature |
Pauline Hamblin |
| We all have expectations, but the four seasons don't always cooperate. |
| Scoobie Doo, My Hero |
Pauline Hamblin |
| Humor doesn't necessarily preclude depth of meaning… |
| Gettin' Caught |
Fred Hobbs |
| This hilarious poem, based on a true story, shows that the surfing the Internet can have dire consequences for some. |
| Happily Ever After Not |
Pauline Hamblin |
| Sometimes, things just never go quite right… |
| Bad Coffee Mojo |
James Bowie |
| Coffee is a drug. And we all know what drugs can do to a perfectly good, poetic mind? |
| Bad Moth Mojo |
James Bowie |
| Could this tale be true? Or is it just a very funny invention of a very strange mind? |
| A Man Is A Luxury - Not A Necessity |
Nancy Ness |
| This hilarious poem will almost certainly cause a certain Doctor of children's verse to roll over in his grave. And probably laugh, too. |
| Ode To Being Blonde |
Nancy Ness |
| Blonde is not a hair color. It's a state of mind. Sometimes, a very funny state of mind! |
| Ode To My Jaguar |
Nancy Ness |
| New cars are so much fun. Well, most of the time… |
| Neurosis |
Alastair Adamson |
| Childhood fears, fantasy, reality, and a really good chuckle throughout. |
| Ode To A Sneeze |
Alastair Adamson |
| This one almost went into our Stories category, because that's what it is. Ah, but the story is just so hilarious… |
| When In Doubt, Revise |
Alastair Adamson |
| All writers must rewrite. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could revise our lives as easily? As you read this, the words in parenthesis are (changes) revisions made along the way… |
| Love |
Allison Jane |
| This is a delightful look at something we maybe take just a bit too seriously at times… |
| Thriller |
Holly Horn |
| Sometimes a poem doesn't "quite" end the way the writer expects… |
| Lies |
Lotis Fargo |
| Poets always like to play with words, but for some people the play can be very confusing… |
| Love For Sale |
Alastair Adamson |
| This poem could be called cute or funny, but like so many humorous verses in this category, it contains more than a germ of Truth. |
| Mr. Right |
Melissa Vincent |
| Perhaps the fantasies of young women aren't really so different from those of young men? |
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