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My First Time
by Alex
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW!

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Visitor Comments (from the Voting form)
CONUSELO
THIS IS A VERY FUNNY POEM FORM START TO END!
jocelyn
ITS CUTE AND FUN AND JUST SIMPLE LAUGH TO MAKE THE REST OF YOUR DAY!
Craig
It made me want to milk the cow
Nicole
I love it, I read it to my class and the love it too.
chantelle
this poem was very funny and unique. i thought this poem was created very well. with alot of imagination.
David
Excellent! It's great to know that poetry like this is still being written. Easy to read, clever and very funny. Keep up the good work!
gina
lol. omg, i almost peed my pants, no joke!
JACKIE
I THOUGHT THIS POEM WAS REALLY FUNNY AND I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP DOING YOUR THING
Mellnda
I hope you don't always thi k like this when you have sex.
cate
this was so funny at first i thught it was going to be about something totally different but the last two lines change everything haha i loved it
Elizabeth
Just wanted to say the poem was awesome. I was lmao. Thanks for the laugh.
Garen
This is the best poem ever
hevy J jr.
it was so funny. i had a bunch of my friends read it and they laughed sooooooo hard. the bad thing was i had 2 pee really bad and i almost peed my pants. great poem keep it up make some more.
Jon
lol thats a pretty funny poem in the begiing its iskc but wen u get to the end its HILARIOUS
meghan
AWESOME!
Kellie
OMG this poem was so funny i laughed my head off i took it to school and showed my algebra teacher and laughed so hard she fell out of her chair!
Chennel
That poem touched me!
Bob
I loved this poem. Misleads the reader right down to the final line. I would like to read more from him!
Emma
i fink dis poem is really funny coz it makes u think diffrent to the meanin lol
Terri
I really loved this poem. I read it thinking I would be reading something totally different than what it was. I laughed for an hour.
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