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This poem is meant to be an expression Of a child's view of life. I am a teenager Myself, and homonyms confuse me still. This is not supposed to be a serious poem, So have fun.

Lies

People always lie to me,
They never tell the truth.
To find out what they're telling me,
I have to be a sleuth.
My friend said he was sorry,
But I know his name is Ben,
And if my mom is in a pickle,
What am I in, then?
My dad is using Moose for Men,
My sister's eating kicks.
My brother's going out tonight
To go and pick up chicks.
A frog is in my brother's throat,
Our cat is in the bag,
I'm driving mother up the wall,
This party is a drag.
My grandpa must discover
The fountain of his youth.
See? People always lie to me.
They never tell the truth.

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Visitor Comments (from the Voting form)
Kashu Kara
This poem is off the hook. It really takes the cake.
carly and laura
I thought that your poem was so funny. I can really relate to it.
Jessica
It was A really cool poem and I thought it was quite funny. I really enjoyed it. It was great.
katie
i loved your play on words in this poem. it was very cute. it remindes me of everyday life. surprisingly. :)
Jeanette
I think this is a great poem. I might read it to my class when I do my presentation on homonyms, homophones, and homographs.
Puff
this is soo cute! couldn't stop smiling!
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Poems for the People   -  Poems by the People