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Here's a sequel to "Being Blonde." I wrote this one sitting in my "new to me" car waiting for the tow truck to come rescue me - keeping a sense of humor. Love Poems
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Ode To My Jaguar
by Nancy Ness
I love my Jaguar..
...Yes I do
It's sleek and
...Sexy too.

Plush leather in
...Rich charcoal out
Sheer comfort's what
...It's all about.

Brand new it's not
...For thirty days
All problems fore
...The dealer pays.

So when I found
...The battery dead
They towed it just
...As they had said.

Back on the road
...With that all fixed
I'm driving in
...My XJ6.

The sunroof's back
...Drive by the dunes
With attitude
...And Classic tunes.

This sunny day feels
...Good to me ~
Then "Holy Smoke"
...What could that be??

An old red pick-up's
...Driver claims
"Look underneath ~ Your
...Jag's AFLAME"!!

Pull off the road
...Shut off the key
In zero time jumped
...Out to see

Two fire trucks
...And cruisers three
All there to greet
...Just lil ole me..

"My Heroes, Thank you
...One and all"
We laughed and chuckled
...As I called

My friendly dealer
...And he said
"Again I'll send you
...A flatbed."

The fireman said
...With a cute smirk
"Just fix this leak
...And it will work."

The officer with
...A huge grin ~
He said "Don't you come
...This way again"!!!

Of course the group of
...Them did say
"Why did you trade your
...Mazda Protege?"

I, of course, shall
...Love my Jag
Forever and a day
...But rest assured
Tomorrow morn
...I'm getting Triple "A"!!

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Maritza
Nancy, you are trully humorous. Your poem is really outspoken and real.
Faye
Just Too Cute!
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