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I'm really quite secure in my "BlondeNess", folks, and common sense is normally one of my long suits. So I find that I occasionally have to indulge in some "Blonde" antics - just to keep myself in line. Love Poems
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Ode To Being Blonde
by Nancy Ness
It matters not how smart you are
For if you are a blonde
Dead batteries in a new car
Will render senses gone.

Of course the doors are locked up tight
Forget remote control
The hood won't open, such a plight
To jump this Jag and roll

Oh, such a quand'ry, what to do?
The dealer said to me -
Did the thought occur to you
To op'n it with the key?

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Visitor Comments (from the Voting form)
brianna
I love you have it with me.
baby cartoonies
this was funny since my sister is a blonde when show this too her she is for sure to have a b. f
Ahbree
i'm a blonde. i really dont get this poem
ashley
uhm im a blonde. but i so dont get that poem. im confused! wats a ode?!?!?!?
meaghan
i really love this poem it is the total truth(this is coming from a true blonde. I lpove it and think this is one the best poems ever!
Melanie
I am blonde. BUT a smart one! good poem!
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