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This is NOT my fault.... I'm really very refined...... yep.. refined...... My neighbor made me do it... She wanted to write it... and my daughter... She wrote "those" verses... and Ron.. He made me post it.... It's not my fault!!.. Not!!... Nope....

A Few Visitor Comments

sex
its sexy
do not
funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a ha haha ha a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
gesa
I think it is a very cute, but could not think of a proper word to fill in the Blanks.
ADRIANA
I THOUGHT THIS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST POEM I HAVE EVER READ

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A Man Is A Luxury - Not A Necessity

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
Iíll get one later
If I can.

I do not need
A man at all
I do not need one,
Short or tall.

Not in a house,
Not in a van,
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man.

Not on the couch
Not in my bed
Iíd rather sleep
Alone instead

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
I tried it once ~
He turned and ran

I do not need
One here or there
I do not need
One anywhere

I do not need
A_ _ _ _ing man
There must be
A better plan

Not one at work
Not one at play
I do not need one
Night or day

Iíve said it once
Iíve said it twice
A world without them
Could be nice

Black men, white men,
Men in blue
I am through with
All of you

Even though they
Make me drool
Iím not a fan of
The dating pool

I would not could not
Be a fool
Even for the
Biggest tool

Now thanks to
My new vibrator
You _ _ _ _ing man
Iíll see you later

Iíll try my hardest
Not to care
Even if he stands
There bare!!

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
That is where my
Plight began



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More Visitor Comments (from the Voting form)

melissa
This is the best poem I have EVER read in my life.
melissa
a fun poem to read, i totally agree.
Alle
Loved it! This is my a new fav of mine
cris
i luv this poem! it is so true and it put into words how i feel about guys
esther
man its so awesome! hell true dude! ;)i am going to print this poem for all my male friends, let them realise how useless and needless they are. hahaha
sieda
that was good i loved it
Kristy
This poem explains exactly how I feel about the opposite sex. On a scale from 1 to 10, I would give this poem a 12!
Mallory
This poem was very very funny! I would enjoy reading it everyday! GOOD JOB!
Nicole
I loved it. I think every woman has gone through a time in her life when she felt that way, and it was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
Charissa
THIS POEM IS THE FUNNIEST ONE. MY FRIEND AND I LOVED IT, WE HAD TO READ IT TO MORE OF OUR FRIENDS. GREAT JOB!
Abhishek
This poem z gr8 . damn funny. yet it means a lot . KEEP IT UP
Cassie
omg! this poem is soooo great! i personaly agree. I don't belive I need a _______ man either!LOL!
Melinda
I could have not said it better!
Gina
loved it!
Wendy
I loved it and so will my two single parent daughters who have had their fare share of men to contend with and both agree they are better off without them . I feel they could have written it themselves.
Lil Ladie
every woman has felt this at least once in tere life!
Lil Ladie
every woman has felt this at least once in tere life!
dycarsha
The poem was very cute. I liked it a lot.
ML
This is great! I printed it out for my boyfriend and he was totally threatened. Thanks for a good laugh!
chantel
loved this poem, just about sums up my thoughts at the moment!
Lisa
I want this tattooed on my forehead !
Charlene
hahahaha! that was the funniest poem i ever heard. i dont think i need a ____man either! LoL!
Cece
HAHAHEHEHUHU. U SPEAK MY MIND! THANKS FOR PUTTING IT ON AN UNDERSTANDABLE LANGUAGE!
mary
love it i will send it to my son who loved green eggs and ham
Helan
That is an absolutely brilliant poem. well said that person! :-)
deb
i found this so funny
Kara
That was really funny! Love it, perfect for the ultimate single girl!
BJ
LOVED THIS POEM & IT HITS SO CLOSE TO HOME. THANKS
Glori
I really enjoyed this poem. Very funny, true and well written.
missthang
That wuz off glass.
Darlene
My Sentiments Exactly.LOL..Almost peed my pants laughing
Lori
Very funny, and, oh so true!
Monica
hahaha thats got to be one of the best
Felanie
That poem was so ----ing funny. I ----ing loved it!!! Write more ----ing poems.
Lee
cute....
Shari
I love this poem....I'm defiantly keeping this one
Nancy
I really enjoyed this poem, I think alot of women out there have felt the same way at one time or another. Keep up the good work:)
Michelle
This is a great poem. I love it and all women that have had their fill of men will agree! Way to go!!
Nikki
I truly agree with this poem.
Haha
GREAT POEM, My reciently divorced friend will love it.
Kim
That was hilarious. Tell your neighbor, friends, kid, whomever thanks :0)
cheryl
I laughed so hard I cried! My boyfriend,the late great(so he says) boyfriend is seeing someone else! Did I need this!!!I am on my way out the door to buy a vibrator to replace the great(so he says) boyfriend!
Nicole
this was wickedly funny
LORA
IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY TRY READING IT WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT!! IT WAS A HIT DOWN HERE IN TENNESSEE!! LOVE IT!!
jorina
luved it
Shannon
The best Poem I think I have ever heard! I love it and I believe the words to be true!
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