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My First Time by Alex

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Rob
i loved this poem it is my faveret one. and all of my frends love it too!=D 8D ^_^
Kokuryu
i was like. ewwww*shiver* why in the world is this in here!?!?!?! in the end i was laughing so hard. i farted. JUST KIDDING! but yes im still laughing. lol
Hold
THIS POEM WAS HILARIOUS!
Niqua
This is throwed! I thought it was gettin nasty at first. Kinda fooled me, but it ended good!
Shiloe
This was the most funniest poems I have ever read.
Belen
It was a good one make more of this kind of poems.
Charlene
haha! you had me a little confused in the begining and wondering why this was in the funny section untill i got to the end. it was a great poem. very funny had me laughing for 5 minutes
someone
great poem alex
Rossana
I like your poem
Elizabeth
I really think the poem is fuuny!
shelly
that was sooooooo cute! u had me goin 4 a min. though
andrea
great job this is the best poem i have ever read
Shantrell
This is very lol funny. You had me going for a minute. Great job!
bobby
I though you were talking about sex
Brandon
Great poem I thought that you was talking about something else and you know what I mean.
Josh
I love this poem it makes you think that a boy and a girl are getting ready to do it.
sassie
so funny,horny,mad. loved it!
tina
very very funny poem. hilarious. o gosh my eyes r balling out.
cindy
this is a great poem!
cris
this poem's funny i laughed
Cryst
I love this poem!
Shane
WOW this poem made me laugh so hard.keep it up!
Mandy
so funny! i loved it
Lori
I love this poem.My friends in school like this poem
Drewbear
That was by from the most funniest thing I have ever read. The ending got me off guard , I reminded me of something ( ah good-times good-times)
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funni
Jennifer
This was one of the funniest poems I ever read I loved it great job
Marcus
I wasn't expecting the ironic ending it gut busting.What can I say? It was funny!
Andrea
Great Poem! its truly funny,it had me and my friends laughing we even sent it to friends so they'll laugh! keep up the good work!
Boo
Udderly delicious. Makes me want to drink some warm milk. Night night!
Ali
Alex, Great Poem, i sent it to all my friends and realatives. YOU GO ALEX! SEE YA BABE
Kates
Funny poem! Good job, I encourage you to keep writing.
Dayne
One word---Stupendous!
Master16
GREAT
jessica
this poem is so funny cause i thought that the cow was his girlfriend or something!
William
It was freaking hilarious.
lexi
oh my gosh! that was soooooo funny! u had me goin for a while i loved it and sent it to all my friends!
Kara
You're a funny guy!!! Nice Poem. But i could beat you any day!
carla
i thought you where talking about sex. but it was great.Ilove it.
Jahaira
This poem is the best, it made me laugh hysterically. I read it to me sister, at first she was shocked but also she started laughing. Keep up the good work!! Congratulations!!!!!!!!
Catalinna
I've been e-mailed this poem so many times before and it makes me laugh every time!
Courtney
Fabulous, just fabulous!!! lol
Natasha
Brilliant! Simply Brilliant!
ryan
i gotta send this to my girlfriend. haha... good stuff!
Kiara
That was the funniest poem I have ever heard!
Joy
very amnusing
lauren
this poem is great i thought it was going to be really rude and crude but no it made me laugh and its cheered me up. and i definitly want u 2 win, its brill! i'm only 12 and i enjoyed it!!!! good luk
nina
i love it! great
Deanna
Great poem! Very misleading at the beginning.
nick
good funny
DONNA
I REALLY ENJOYED YHIS POEM OF YOURS .I HAVE SENT IT TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS.
Teri
I loved the way the whole poem set you up..leading you down the path of what you believed to be the ultimate goal..and then ..wham..the killer ending..it totally rocks...I love this poem..great job..kudos to author
Razor
Alex - you the man! Great poem, hope my teacher likes it…
Sarah
Absolutely Hysterical!! I read it to my mother, and it was hard to keep a level voice, let alone a straight voice!
Tressa
This poem is so funny! you are a very good writer!
Alex
kicks
caroline
This poem was great a very good laugh. It should get many stars.
barb
my husband & I laughed at this one. you did a great job. keep up the good work.
James
I was fooled at first. I thought that this poem was sick until I read the ending.
janis
Unexpected - very funny!
Normy
Its soo funny! great job! you got me there! i shared it with all my friends.. what a laugh!
Melissa
I can't stop laughing....it caught me completely by surprise.....Alex you did a great job with this poem and subject.....ROFL....
debi
soooooofunny, i had to email it to all my co-workers at home
Clarissa
that has to be the funniest poem i've ever read. i can't wait to read more of your work.
Sean
this poem is really funny!
mo
wik-ed! many respec 2 dis poem! i, dis poem is not writtern by any old batty boy, .. but i guess it didn't turn me on though! keep up da progress , want more of the poems like dat on the net